I know I’ve been shirking on my own blogging duties.
I could do an ENTIRE post on how the Moms just acted when I picked up Little Dude from his last day of school.
They were all in a gaggle.
Videotaping this momentous occasion. And not just on IPhones – on videocameras.
Dressed in frocks, like the Kindergarten Mom Mafia.
Hair done. Makeup perfect.
It’s fucking 11:50 AM. Where are you going all dolled up like that? Shoprite?
Out to lunch, maybe? I got NEWS for you.
You don’t need to get all groomed for Chili’s, you know?
I’m not wearing anything nice to that hellhole. Grease stains NEVER come out.
One french fry smeared hand touching your shirt – and you’re SCREWED.
I was clean. Hell, I had just washed my hair, even!
Okay, so maybe I had this teeshirt on:
But that’s only because I slept in it.
What? The school is at the end of the block. They’re lucky I even put pants on.
At least I walk.
The other people on my block DRIVE THERE.
Yes. They DO.
And you think they’d be use to how I dress around here.
I’m not outlandish.
It’s not like I look like Skeeze Princess Courtney Love, stumbling out of a shooting gallery, in all her full-blown herpes glory:
The reason I’ve been MIA is, I’ve been incredibly busy over on our new blog collective, The SisterWives!
And you really need to visit there.
That’s the post image.
We’re really learning this new theme as we go along.
Thank God for Deanna, because she’s the other admin, and she KNOWS STUFF.
Anyway, we put it up at after the post went live.
In a frenzy, because we realized that without a post image – the post would not show up as current.
Here’s a glimpse at the behind the scenes drama:
That’s SISTERWIVES TEAMWORK, YO!
That is how we roll!
(My favorite part is when Deanna tells me to “iPiccy that shit”)
iPiccy is an image editing program that I use, and am completely inept at.
Okay. Stop by the Sisterwives blog, and find out why Deanna is dressed as Wonder Woman. (Besides the fact that she likes to.)