GUEST BLOGGER: LITTLE DUDE
This year’s game:
For the return of the world famous game, we have chosen the prompt:
Which universe of superheroes (and villains) is superior: Marvel or DC?
Matticus is leadingTeam Marvel.
Rara is leading Team DC.
I unwittingly spoke too soon.
When it was suggested by Matticus that one’s argument for Team Marvel could consist of,
Robert Downey Jr. is HOT (and I liked him when he was a MESS, perhaps even more so)
I gave my support to Team Marvel.
However, I said I would consult Little Dude to extend my argument. He, who at 10, understands all things Super Hero – ish.
A CONFLICT arose in the Kingdom. (Definitely in my house).
He was, in fact, a supporter for the OTHER team. Team DC.
I consulted Matticus, and it was decreed, that Little Dude could have his OWN say, and guest blog his support for Team DC. .
What you are about to read is pure, unadulterated Little Dude.
He is a HUGE fan of many blogs on WordPress, (no – he is abso-fucking-lutely not allowed to read mine).
So yes – the blog quote he uses in his post is, in fact, one of his favorites.
He knows it, word for word. He makes his Mama proud.
With no further ado, I bring you my very first guest blogger:
Marvel vs DC
First of all I don’t know why all of you guys are a having a “little” competition about D.C. versus Marvel.
I mean, come on! We all know D.C. wins by a landslide.
Optimus Prime from the Good Greatsby said “Not rooting for the Pirates is like not rooting for a half-blind orphan missing an arm competing in a horse race on a cat to save his parents’ farm.”
The same thing applies to rooting for Marvel.
*Read following sentence in voice of evil immortal* (God)
This is why you weak mortals, oops, I mean “Marvel,” fans are wrong.
DC had the first EVER comic super hero, The Phantom, who was created by writer, artist, and one of those people who is just next to God,
When the father of the British sailor, Christopher Walker, is killed in a pirate attack in 1536, he takes an oath to fight crime. And to pass this oath on to his son, so his son can pass it on.
Eventually this crazy idea of Christopher’s got to rich playboy Jimmy Wells. He is married to Diana Palmer and has 2 children.
He also has a horse named Hero and a wolf named Devil. Like all the other Phantoms, he lives in the ancient skull cave.
Do you think Hulk could ride a horse? No, he is too… pleasantly plump.
Who is worse than Bin Laden? Only the Joker is. He kills tons of people and thinks of life as a big game.
The ONLY person brave enough to fight this psycho madman is BATMAN. He saw his own parents being mugged and killed in an alley at night. For his whole entire childhood he was afraid of bats, and decides to embrace his fear and become like one.
In “The Dark Night Rises” he kills himself just to save his city. Wow – he’s not anywhere near a hero.
He’s a DANG LEGEND.
Not only is D.C. good, Marvel STINKS! Don’t even get me started on Deadpool – he can’t even kill Deathstroke.
Thor is not even really that strong. It’s his toy “wack-a-mole” hammer that gives him his strength.
The best video game Marvel has out is a Lego game.
They could not come up with another good idea so Marvel just made The Hulk orange and called him Thing.
Come on, where is the originality, guys?
It really disappointed me when I found out Woverine’s claws came out of his knuckles, not his fingers.
How come Captain America has only a shield? Wouldn’t he need a sword or spear to go along with it?
This is why Marvel is worse than a Kraken eating your house when you were away on summer vacation in Hawaii drinking from coconuts, never knowing your house was even being Krakened.
Did I even mention Injustice? It is one of the best games ever. It is on the computer, the X box, Wii, and a few others.
They have most of the D.C. characters, plus unbelievable graphics and sweet venues. All D.C. gamers will agree with me. Nightwing’s move set is unbelievable. You might want to tell Marvel to try and make a better game than this.
It’s getting late now, and my mom’s eyes are starting to roll. She’s also starting to drool a little.
Around here, that’s the universal sign for me to go to sleep. So, for now, I’ll just say,
Little Dude – Out!
And his Mama says,
What side are you on? DC? Marvel?
Talk to me. I’m listening.